Welcome to the USS Yossarian!

“If we don’t end war, war will end us.”
H.G. Wells

Welcome to the USS Yossarian - a New Orleans Class Starship. The current year is 2368 and there is peace between the Federation and Cardassians.

Or is there?

Too many years have passed since the beginning spark of the conflict, too many have perished during this time. Personal losses have only grown and trouble is on the horizon as the alpha quadrant settles in for a rocky armistice. The crew of the USS Yossarian thought themselves safe with their role in reconnaissance, little did they know they would have been thrust into the fire.

Years passed, and an armistice was signed.

But not everyone had heard the message.

The Yossarian is hit, escaping with the lives of her crew intact only to limp back home to where the rules of the game have changed.


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Latest News Items

» New Executive Officer

Posted on Sun Feb 16th, 2020 @ 9:24pm by Captain Halbert O'Rourke in General News

Welcoming on board our latest and newest member, Cipherhornet, who is bringing Trill Emony Kerev at the rank of Commander as our XO for the Yossarian!

» New Chief of Engineering

Posted on Sun Feb 9th, 2020 @ 1:00pm by Captain Halbert O'Rourke in General News

Welcoming on board our latest and newest member, Greenfelt, bringing Lt. Jennifer Matthews on to the Yossarian as the hard-working and tireless Chief Engineering Officer!

» New Second Officer

Posted on Sun Feb 9th, 2020 @ 12:57pm by Captain Halbert O'Rourke in General News

The Yossarian would love to extend a warm welcome to our new member, MJ, who brings Bajoran Lt. Cmd Barhm Chal as the ship's Second Officer (2/O)!

Welcome on board!

» And we have lift off!

Posted on Sun Feb 9th, 2020 @ 12:53pm by Captain Halbert O'Rourke in General News

A tad bit belated, but we officially would like to welcome players to the USS Yossarian and the Alpha Quadrant!

Most positions are open and certainly looking to be filled with both enlisted and officers, so don't be shy and pop on over to apply with us today!

Latest Mission Posts

» Stuck in a Corner

Mission: Ep. 1 - Damage Control
Posted on Sat Mar 21st, 2020 @ 8:28pm by Lieutenant Jenni Matthews

There it was.

The fracture along the gyroscope could not reveal its true depth under the flashlight that shone on it, but the tricorder Jenni held did not need illumination to do its work. A variety of methods ranging from echolocation to depth perception confirmed that the fracture had transformed…

» The good, bad and the ugly

Mission: Ep. 1 - Damage Control
Posted on Sun Mar 15th, 2020 @ 6:23pm by Captain Halbert O'Rourke & Commander Emony Kerev & Lieutenant Commander Barhm Chal & Lieutenant Jenni Matthews

Hal looked at the Cardassian ship, his jaw clenched. The klaxons rang loudly in his ears as he stared at it for what seemed like an eternity. Though the admiral had assured them that the armistice was in place, Hal knew better than to take it at face value. There…

» Ground control to Star Fleet

Mission: Ep. 1 - Damage Control
Posted on Mon Feb 17th, 2020 @ 5:59pm by Captain Halbert O'Rourke & Lieutenant Jenni Matthews

It had almost become habit. Habit from bouncing between point A to point B like a never-ending ideal Newton's Cradle. They'd do a long stint of anywhere between 15 to 20 months before heading back to the nearest Spacedock to resupply; and during this time, Hal had seen a lot…

» Bygones

Mission: Ep. 1 - Damage Control
Posted on Mon Feb 10th, 2020 @ 4:07pm by Lieutenant Commander Barhm Chal

The two of them sat quietly in the alleyway café. The Colosseum, just visible in the distance, sat, reassuringly not-going-anywhere, as the early morning light warmed this ancient city of golden buildings and red tiled roofs.

"It's my favourite photo of us," Chal said, almost wounded.

There was a snigger…

» No Rest For The Weary

Mission: Ep. 1 - Damage Control
Posted on Sun Feb 9th, 2020 @ 3:46am by Lieutenant Jenni Matthews

Jenni always wondered whose idea it was to adjust the corridor lighting during the evening hours. To her, it always had seemed odd. Looking out any viewport over ninety percent of the time, all one would ever see was the black velvet of space. Jenni had long become accustomed to being…

Latest Personal Logs

» New ship, new me

Posted on Sat Feb 15th, 2020 @ 1:50am by Captain Halbert O'Rourke

[Start log]

Captain's log -- wow, its strange to hear those words come out of my mouth.

It was a late call, later than I would like but early enough for me to not regret being placed back on active duty.

Starfleet deemed to give me the green light after…